Parenting tips

1) If you can't deal with vomit and poop than you are in the wrong business

2) Bribery, Extorition, and Because I said so! are all legitimate forms of getting your kids to do something. 2-3 peas are equivilant to getting ice cream.

3) Daddy tax can be enforced at anytime and is equivilant to QTY: 1-3 pieces of whatver candy the children have.

4) No matter how much you think you are in control, you are never in control and you started losing control the day you got married, and lost any semblance of control the day you had kids.

5) Kids are not allowed to stick their fingers in moving wheels when working with you on the bikes

6) It's not good form to let your kids clean your chain then run around with greasy fingers all over the house