Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Parenting tips

There is no instruction manual for parenting. OJT (on the job training) Everyone thinks their way is best, no one knows jack (except me of course)

Just a few tips.

1) Always be prepared to have superheroes over for breakfast. This morning we had Batman in cape and all.

2) There are only 3 words that any parent needs to really get down for going out in public.


Just imagine me with two boys in the Dairy Queen bathroom. I think you could take 10 fathers from 10 different countries and put them in a public restroom and a linguist could create a Rosetta stone for translating one language to another. Because every dad would be yelling to their kids not to touch anything.


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