Parenting tips

There is no instruction manual for parenting. OJT (on the job training) Everyone thinks their way is best, no one knows jack (except me of course)

Just a few tips.

1) Always be prepared to have superheroes over for breakfast. This morning we had Batman in cape and all.


2) There are only 3 words that any parent needs to really get down for going out in public.

DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING

Just imagine me with two boys in the Dairy Queen bathroom. I think you could take 10 fathers from 10 different countries and put them in a public restroom and a linguist could create a Rosetta stone for translating one language to another. Because every dad would be yelling to their kids not to touch anything.