True to form
As you know from reading if anything can be done wrong I can do it and if anything can be broken I can break it. We went to cut down a Christmas tree this weekend. I didn't know that a saw blade was included in the price.
And then the annual ritual of swearing and keeping from getting mad and ruining Christmas as we try and get the tree into a tree stand and straight. One year the tree fell over in the middle of the night. Gnomes or elves did it I believe.
And as per normal with me it's just a little off:
I kick myself every year that I didn't get one of those swivel tree stands when I had the chance